Jessie is so, so scared…that her stepmom is an Aerobics Bimbo!

Pool KissThe gang heads to Palm Springs for the wedding of Jessie’s dad. Jessie acts like a royal [bleep], Slater meets the princess of a made-up country, Zack hooks up with Kelly (but only after trying to get with Jessie’s future stepmom), and Screech says stuff like “I hear ya, blood!” Read the rest of this entry »

Palm Springs II: Revenge of the Aerobics Bimbo

Fatal Attraction KellyJessie learns that two fake headaches, a cancelled dinner, an attempted drowning and a few semi-mean insults are not enough to get a wedding cancelled, so she finally gives in. But not before she traipses around the golf course looking like Mary Poppins. Read the rest of this entry »

Summer dreams, ripped at the seams

Slater and Denise RichardsIt’s love, Malibu-Sands-style, as the gang says buh-bye to the Carosi family and hel-LO to Denise Richards. (But not for long, despite what Slater says.) Read the rest of this entry »

Craig Strand: No longer Stacey’s bread and margarine

Craig StrandStacey’s Ivy-League boyfriend recites poetry really badly and cheats at charity ATV races. Is it any wonder she left him for the simple charms of Zack Morris, who actually thinks buttering some bread in the beach club kitchen is a great date? Read the rest of this entry »

I still haven’t found what I’m looking for (at the mall)

Gang as mannequinsIt’s nearly Sunday, bloody Sunday at the mall as the gang finds $5,000 in fake money and gets chased by some thugs. Oh, and Zack cooks up a plan for scalping some U2 tickets that is not at all illegal in any way. Read the rest of this entry »

Let’s Stay Together, Baby, and Be Friends Forever

Zack AttackThe Zack Attack struggles against the odds to achieve worldwide success, then hits rock bottom with a painful breakup but eventually reunites for a reunion tour. And all in only 30 minutes! And with some fabulous sequined outfits! And without Jessie! Read the rest of this entry »

Only users lose drugs

Kelly with jointThere’s no hope with dope! According to the Bayside gang and the late great Brandon Tartikoff, that is. However, Totally Made-Up Famous Movie Star Johnny Dakota begs to differ. Read the rest of this entry »