Jessie’s about to lose control and I think I like it!

I'm so excited!What we learned from this Very Special Saved by the Bell: Caffeine pills are dangerous. But not as dangerous as geometry. We also learned about the Pythagorean theorem and the finer points of getting down and going for it. Come on, you know it’s your favorite episode, too! Read the rest of this entry »

You better work, cover girl!

Zack breathes new life into the nerd-infested school store and manages to launch Kelly’s career as an international fashion model. Elizabeth Berkley demonstrates how she got the lead in Showgirls. Read the rest of this entry »

Clear skin! Beat Valley!

Homecoming QueenEven with the combination of a maroon face, a hideous orange dress and cowboy boots, Kelly manages to kick Muffin Sangria’s ass in the race for homecoming queen. Poor Muffin. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Read the rest of this entry »

Read my lips: Jessie’s a man

Zack and Jessie go head-to-head in the race for student-body president for the chance to preside over the gang and 12 or so random extras. May the best man win! Read the rest of this entry »

What’s a fashion show without a drag queen?

Zack and Lisa kissSecrets are revealed as the gang helps Lisa throw together a fashion show to impress a college recruiter. Lisa and Zack have the hots for each other! There really are oak trees at Bayside (or at least there’s another reference to them)! And Jessie’s really a man! Read the rest of this entry »