Come and go with me (to the SBTB Bermuda Triangle)

Sock hopSlater’s sister (all together now: Whaaaaa?) visits from the SBTB Bermuda Triangle and drives another wrench in the ever-fading homosexual love affair between Slater and Zack. Belding solves the whole thing by wearing a dead bear on his head. Read the rest of this entry »

How am I supposed to…sing when your face is so freaking close to mine?

Zack and Kelly breakupZack and Kelly have a heart-wrenching breakup on “their” picnic table, during which Zack quotes lines from his hit song “Did We Ever Have a Chance.” Meanwhile, Jessie gets up in Slater’s face and makes a dying-cow noise that I guess we’re supposed to assume is singing. Is it just me, or was she not this bad when she was in Hot Sundae? Must’ve been the caffeine pills. Read the rest of this entry »

Not-so-risky business

Yeah, it’s just like Risky Business, only with an Elvis statue instead of a Porsche. And Screech instead of Tom Cruise. And instead of hookers selling themselves to high-school boys, we get the gang selling Jessie off to Maxwell Nerdstrom. So in that respect, it’s even better than the movie. Read the rest of this entry »