The Bullshit Aptitude Test

I'm so excited!Sharpen those No. 2 pencils, kids, and get ready to wade through the bullshit! If this episode is to be believed, taking the SATs is the most important thing you’ll ever do in your life (ever), colleges pay no attention to students’ grades or activities and offer scholarship packages that include cars, caesar salads come with anchovies, people will believe you’re from Harvard as long as you say “Harvard” super-annoyingly, Zack is a genius, and Jessie’s an idiot. All right, we’ll buy that last one. Read the rest of this entry »